Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

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It’s a rare book that wins the battle against drooping eyelids.

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

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